Population | 25.832 billion |
Currency | betale |
Animal | deer |
The State of Any Given Fool is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.832 billion Any Given Foolians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Industry, Social Policy, and Defense are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.7%.
The thriving Any Given Foolian economy, worth 763 trillion betales a year, is highly specialized and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 29,538 betales, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 162,245 per year while the poor average 2,733, a ratio of 59.4 to 1.
Vegetarianism is compulsory, organ donation is compulsory, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, and the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars. Crime is a serious problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Any Given Fool's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Any Given Fool is ranked 214,118th in the world and 7th in Santiago for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.01 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Any Given Fool's influence in Santiago rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
- : Any Given Fool's influence in Santiago fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
- : Any Given Fool was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 10% for Most Avoided, Most World Assembly Endorsements, and Most Stationary.
- : Any Given Fool's influence in Santiago rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
- : Any Given Fool's influence in Santiago fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
- : Any Given Fool's influence in Santiago rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
- : Any Given Fool's influence in Santiago fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
- : Any Given Fool was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Any Given Fool's influence in Santiago rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
- : Any Given Fool's influence in Santiago fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".